Handpresso Auto

Imagine if you would the horrible burns and catastrophic car accidents convenience you would have with the Handpresso Auto.  You could be brewing and chugging espressos all the way to work.  Imagine if you would the heart burn, full bladder, and shaking hands energy boost you would have when you arrived to your soul crushing life-fulfilling job.  The miniature espresso maker plugs into your cigarette lighter (now called a cell phone lighter charger) and makes your sleepy butt some espresso.

You can get one for 200 bucks and to be fair the video does say to pull over before brewing your cup of good morning America, but if I can text while driving I'm sure that I can brew an espresso with my other free hand.

Source gizmag