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| "The Gootan ships have been sighted by seamen and divers worldwide." |
According to the
Korean Times the UN Panel of Extraterrestrials have stated that oceanic experts have found an alien spaceship from the Planet Gootan National on the floor of the Baltic Sea. I love that the Korean Times is treating this as a fact. They've got the planet, which is Planet Gootan National (doesn't roll off the tongue) and the experts. When have the UN Panel of Extraterrestrials been wrong? (They proved Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney were Aliens or maybe that was Louis CK, but no matter this shit is for real). Their source is the impeccable
Weekly World News and the ship is shaped like the Millennium Falcon.
