When I used to get a Star Wars action figure I would open the box, stick the figure right up to my nose and take a big whiff. Each one smelled differently (Tie Fighter pilot smelled like strawberries). Now you can have an action figure that smells like ole' granddad, not the bourbon but the the real McCoy. With lady presentation action! He has a Horse!
(Sorry it's really an art presentation by Mick Minogue)